Thread started: Sep 13 2009, 7:46 PM EDT
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My mustache is so fierce it's made children cry. I only ever shave 6.25mm from my bottom eyelashes, yet I shave all the hair below my bottom lip. I measure it with a scientific rule tape I had shipped to me from Dr. Oktunlief, Head of The Physical Sciences at The University of Berlin. I shave against the grain, and with the grain, so you knows it's done right. Whenever I shop at the grocery store, I purchase a large sausage, so as to fit the stererotype. I ride a motorbike at all times where it's legal to do so. Sometimes I also do it illegally. I drink up to 8 beers a night, and I still wake up the next morning and go to work. I wear a polo shirt in the dummer, a polo shirt in the autumn and a polo shirt in the snowy winter. I have a mustache so I dont feel the cold. If somebody gives me lip, I give them my top lip, my mustache lip.
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